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Joke of the Day

"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier."

"Why did the snowman leave his wife? Because she got plowed by another man."

"Costco is a great place to go if you want to shop for 15 minutes and then stand in line and judge people for an hour."

"Who makes more money, a cocaine dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can always wash her crack and sell it again!"

"Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? They move in different circles."

"Just made up this joke: So I wrote some fan fiction, it blows."

"Kenya? Yukon."

"A guy is talking with his friend Edward... ...and asks him: -What do dead and black people have in common? -Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed."

"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"

"Should English be the only official language of the EU? No."