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Joke of the Day

"London Joke Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction? Because it was a-peeling on the Eye."

"If you watch the Game of Thrones backwards a family overcomes near death experiences to reunite happily in a castle (plus dragons shrink)."

"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"

"I did bad and I should feel bad What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people? Horizontal blinds."

"Thank God pets can't talk, they know too much."

"Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone. ""Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."""

"I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words."

"Hey baby are you a unbalanced equation? Because I think I need more of U! Edit 1: Also sorry for the bad grammar in the title sadly I cannot change it..."

"Cancer isn't so bad It'll grow on you"

"Coworker: What would be your ideal- Me: Sleeping CW: But you didn't let me finish my- M: My answer is always sleeping."