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Joke of the Day
"What a do pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."
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"What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler? The SwasTikka"
"My psychiatrist asked me how I became so patient. I told him I was waiting on Half Life 3 to come out."
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... Barista: Sir your Caffe Mocha is ready. Me: Oh ok nevermind."
"Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist? Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along."
"An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ... ""How can you even see with those?"" ""You're fired."""
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it be R, but it's da C!"
"Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!"
"No offense, but I'd only circle half the globe to be with you."
"My two levels of drunk are 1) dancing with fat chicks at the club 2) smashing my neighbor's window thinking I locked myself out of my house."