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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A thief snatches your watch."
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"What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. You push them both aside and keep on eating."
"Why did a kid throw the butter out of the window? To see the butterfly! I ll jump out of the window now!"
"MRW a replacement professor enters the wrong class Oops, wrong sub."
"Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions."
"If you spend ""up to $9000"" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by."
"Why are people in jail always mad? Because they are constantly butt-hurt."
"Yes It Is Is Time Travel Possible ?"
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""Five drinks please!"""
"If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super mad!"" If they laugh marry them."