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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to the celebrity impressionist club. Please take a seat, there are plenty of Chers. I'll see myself out...."

"Perverts and dogwalkers are the only people who go through life excited for someone else to take a dump."

"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."

"What does a man with one leg wear to the beach? Flop."

"If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn't have to pay taxes for a year."

"What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction? Steam. I'm so sorry."

"My wife bought me Dunkin Donuts k-cups for my Keurig... Now, it's like I finally have an Indian in the Cupboard."

"How do you catch a runaway laptop? With an Internet."

"University: ""Got any money for tuition?"" Me: ""Go Fish"""

"Texas... It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."