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Joke of the Day
"woman on a date drops curry on her lap.... ""Oh no! Madras!"""
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"Bruce Willis reaches for his iPhone but accidentally grabs his iPad and screams because he thinks he's shrunk"
"What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !"
"ME: can u pick me up in ur claws DRAGON: go AWAY dammit ME: can u just put me in ur mouth plsI wanna look out from ur teeth like im in jail"
"Dinosaur joke What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss"
"Where do you buy a Walrus? WalMart!"
"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"
"What do you call a Chameleon that can't change colors? Reptile dysfunction."
"What's Peter Pan's brother's name? Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands."
"I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn and they just hung up. They said that couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling."