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Joke of the Day
"I took off my bra and chips fell out. Plot twist I haven't been eating chips"
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"Omg, autocorrect! For the millionth time, I don't hate all those birches..."
"What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders."
"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"
"What do they do with rope in space? Tie Astro-knots."
"During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone."
"How do you know your sister is having her period? Your father's dick tastes like blood."
"How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker."
"I'm going to buy a boomerang now... You need friends to play Frisbee."
"People always ask what's the best sport to watch at home. It's obviously volleyball because I can't whip my dick out in the stands."