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Joke of the Day

"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."

"Even with all the flooding in LA I don't think the police should be able to shutdown the major roadways.. Because that's highway robbery"

"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."

"What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party? Party paupers"

"What does a 60 year old woman have between her breasts that a 20 year old woman doesn't? Her belly button."

"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."

"What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen."

"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""

"Two guys are walking down the street........ .....and come upon a dog, licking his balls. The first guy says to the second guy, ""I wish I could do that!"". The second guy says, ""That dog'll bite you!""."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !"