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Joke of the Day

"One day I'm gonna go to work without my glasses and they're gonna be like, ""Who's that hottie?"" and I'm gonna be like, ""WHO IS SAYING THAT?"""

"What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"Why can't the T-rex clap its hands? Because it's dead."

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"What kind of transportation does the Pope take? Mass transit."

"I remember this one time I ran out of gas. It was pretty scary. Almost dark. I was all alone. I mean it was a lawnmower, but still."

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

"To the people who will be posting 9/11 jokes this month: Please don't do it. Making jokes about 9/11 is just **plane** wrong. ~~dontkillmeforthis~~"

"Might wake up early and go for a jog. Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same."

"Remember how terrified Sarah Connor was when the Terminator came around the corner @ the hospital in T2? IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN STEVE HARVEY"