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Joke of the Day

"A long, romantic kiss... and then - She: I think I swallowed your gum. He: No, I just cleared my throat."

"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"

"What is an over protective German father's favorite game? Sudoku a game of neins!"

"I want to start body building. I just need to find out where hospitals put the cadavers."

"Texting back and forth with a wrong number. I'm all ""Dude! Let's be BFF's!"". He/she is all ""Stop texting me"". CLASSIC him/her!"

"How much cum can a gay guy make? A buttload!"

"How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde? When there's a stamp on it."

"What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?"

"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""

"Countdown is Dracula's retarded brother."