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Joke of the Day
"Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze? The iceeu"
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"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"
"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."
"How's it going? ""I'm so glad you asked, really need to talk to someone right now"" You're supposed to say 'fine' & ask how I am. Bye."
"Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco."
"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"
"I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they've been getting shafted"
"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof."
"Political correctness gone mad. I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son. Apparently it's my ""daughter."""
"Why is it hard dating an astronaut? Because they have space issues."