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Joke of the Day
"That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!"
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"Two blonds walk into a bar... ...you think one of them would have noticed"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead."
"My friend has a real bad drug habit Its so bad i found him snorting shake and vac off my carpet last night.............he is clean now."
"As a teen I assumed the best thing about being an adult would be going to bed as late as I wanted. Little did I realise it's the opposite."
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."
"JESUS: [walks on water] JUDAS: Actually, the body is 60% water so it's only 40% miracle JESUS: You're killing me, Judas JUDAS: Actually.."
"I named my house ""shape"", now I'm always in shape."
"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"
"How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's dick taste like blood"