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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who worships balls? Sack-religious."

"She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead"

"How can you tell when a Jew is pissed? They begin menschstrating"

"Going to McDonalds for a salad roll is like going to a brothel for a hug."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!"

"I think God is for the legalization of marijuana. After all, the Bible is full of people getting stoned."

"What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use? A salt rifle."

"I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting."

"I had a reaction to some nuts the other day.. ""These are a bit hairy."""