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Joke of the Day
"What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use? A salt rifle."
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"Just got some good news from my financial planner ...she told me I'd only have to keep working 3 years after I die to afford my retirement."
"What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer? Can I push your stool in?"
"the first guy to ride a horse was all like GIDDYUP HORSEY and the horse was all like DAMMIT WHO TOLD HIM THAT MAKES US GO"
"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"age 1: goo googa age 2: im a babada da age 3: thank god i can finally speak. listen, i've been observing u for 3 years now. what are u doing"
"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"
"What do sea monsters like to eat? Fish and ships"
"What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !"