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Joke of the Day
"I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting."
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"What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Nancy Pelosi?? ... ... .... One is a busy ditch."
"A woman ran out of toothpicks... Woman: Nanny! Why do we always ran out of toothpicks? Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using."
"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"
"Give A Man A Fish Give a man a fish and he'll say, ""This is incorrect; I ordered a Big Mac"". Teach a man how to fish and he'll say, ""What the fuck kind of McDonald's is this, anyway?"""
"My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you."
"What's the difference between a fox and a pig? About six drinks"
"Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny? Because 7, 10, 11."
"new tattoo My wife has a new tattoo. its a shell on the inside of her thigh. when i put my ear to it i can smell the sea..."
"I opened a window to let a fly out... and three more flew in, along with five mosquitoes, three ladybugs, a bird, and a Jehovah's Witness."