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Joke of the Day
"I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting."
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"Need a punchline. And.... Go! http://i.imgur.com/t57uK.jpg"
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"How do you get a grad student off your porch? You pay them for the pizza."
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