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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead"
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"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."
"I showed up later to dinner yesterday because I was baking a turkey. I'm the turkey. Il see myself to the kitchen table."
"What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors."
"Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground? No depth perception."
"Hump day without humping is significantly less fun."
"I don't always start a joke without finishing it, but when I d"
"What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet? dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)"
"Person: I like your name. Me: thanks, I got it for my birthday"
"Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock."