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Joke of the Day
"Do you like tapes and CDs? If yes, can I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts?"
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"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."
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"When you talk you repeat what you already know; but if you listen you often learn something new."
"bangs are just a poor woman's botox."
"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because he had a javelin through his head."
"Hell hath no fury like a woman whom you won't let see a picture of her you just took."
"In the prison shower... If you bend over, you can really hit those high notes."