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Joke of the Day

"Your mother has terrible taste in children."

"Why does America not have knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."

"Did you hear about those two gay cannibals? I hear they're having a ball."

"What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people? Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome."

"Autocorrect is like being drunk: You only realise what it did after you have left a bad impression."

"I've been looking everywhere for my U2 CD... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for."

"woah. you can say ""Houston we have a problem"" in messy situations that have nothing to do with astronauts or texas? this changes everthing"

"Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail? He couldn't finish his sentence."

"Why is Math always sad? Because it has too many problems."

"What does a dog do that you step in? Pants."