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Joke of the Day

"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."

"What's often on the end of a man's genitals? His hand."

"Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p"

"How did the pollock die raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."

"It's really hard being a good mother in this day and age. Especially when you're a college aged male with no kids."

"In this economy I sometimes have to make tough choices. Like between eating or buy that cover for my iPad."

"What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from? Reptile disfunction"

"Why was the homeless man's body cremated? Because he urned it"

"Meat, eggs, and a blow job: which one doesn't belong? A blow job, because you can beat your eggs, you can beat your meat, but you can't beat a blow job!"

"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."