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Joke of the Day
"What's a buffalo's favorite activity? Grazing."
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"What do you call a homeless guy who broke up with his girlfriend a while ago? A man who hasn't eaten in days."
"""How much for the supermodel?"" *winks seductively ""Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."""
"Why did the NSA spy on Germany ? Because after meeting with Merkel, they heard Obama say ""I'd tap that""."
"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games (alternate) But my preferred style in bed is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start."
"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"
"There must be something wrong with my phone I haven't gotten a single call about any of the 100s of jobs I've applied to. I think my email is messed up too."
"the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun, Get in the van"
"I like my violence like I like my beer.. Domestic."
"I was awakened last night by the bulimic lady in the apartment next door. I knocked on her door and said: ""Please keep it down!"""