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Joke of the Day

"A Butt walks in to a bar. . . The bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" and the Butt says ""Pfffbbtbtbt"" Then the bartender turns to his friend and says, ""What an ass."""

"Do you know why Bernie Sanders has gotten as much sex as he's had? Because he doesn't care about position!"

"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."

"I was telling people about my Mona Lisa joke... but I wasn't getting much of a smile about it."

"What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff? Baa-Dum-Sss"

"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"

"Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons. They'll trash your house too, but at least they can feed themselves."

"How do you make holy water from just plain water? You boil the hell out of it."

"Cats have tails so you can swing them around. Duh."

"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."