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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal? A keeper"

"Her: I love it when we finish each other's Him: pancakes"

"Good news everyone. The cure for human stupidity has been invented in a convenient pill form. Unfortunately, Donald Trump refuses to take it."

"I got a discount circumcision from a friend. He did a terrible job, but it was really a fantastic discount. Now I'm not sure if I should complain or not. I'm really torn."

"Pokemon Go goes live in Canada today You idiots."

"She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit."

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts."

"I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, ""No, just till the end of June""."

"Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion."