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Joke of the Day
"A feminist and a fascist walks into a bar She orders a glass of wine"
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"I'm getting a new appreciation for black and white films... I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!"
"There are three things I can never remember.... There....um....uh....dang it! I forgot!"
"*walks into son's room to find a recording of him snoring* Dear God *dials 911* Help, a wizard turned my son into a 90's cassette player"
"""False Information"" spells out ""False Information"" backwards."
"What does the devil say to hell rejects? Why don't you fork off"
"Q: What's the strongest bird? A: A crane."
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"Why did Charles Darwin become a scientist? He was just playing to his strengths. It was really a natural selection."
"What do you call a really quiet dog? A subwoofer."