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Joke of the Day
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
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"Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? that's perfect!"
"I spotted a jaguar earlier today, Now it looks like a leopard."
"The shepherd woke up one afternoon... ""Oh no! I fell asleep! I hope nobody stole my sheep. Let's see 1, 2, *Zzzzzz*"""
"Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel"
"What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden"
"A wise chinese guy once said to me ""if the dog barks, it's undercooked"" - Some wise chinese guy"
"Very sick man asks the doctor, ""how long do I have?"" The doctor replies ""10."" ""10? 10 years? 10 months? 10 what?"" ""9...8...7..."""
"(first date) Me: *hyperventilating* Him: Don't be nervous. Take a deep breath. Me: Can't. I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx."
"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."