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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about all the decapitations happening in the Middle East right now? I certainty won't beheading their anytime soon! -wink-"

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Want a slutty costume? Dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important."

"Panties LUST : Tearing her panties off. Love : Sliding them down gently Marriage : Folding them regularly"

"What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma? People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold."

"Did you hear about the Bourne identity movie? Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne"

"Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding"

"Whenever I poke my cat in the eye and he gets squinty, I feel bad and poke him in the other eye, so I can pretend he's just really high."

"Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell."

"I like my women like I like my fish Battered,chopped up, and stored in the freezer."