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Joke of the Day
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Its hips."
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"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and yelled ""Who slept with my wife?"" and in the background someone replied ""You ain't got enough bullets."""
"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."
"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"
"I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale."
"How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop."
"What drink can wrongly convict a black man? Tequila Mockingbird"
"Did you hear about the train that hit the deaf guy? Neither did he."
"What do you call it when Einstein faps? A stroke of genius."
"Japan got Imperialist Cancer... But thank God it was an easy cure, all it took was two sessions of radiotherapy."