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Joke of the Day

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association"

"Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point."

"Next wedding Im saying its a open bar but when u get there its going to be cash.Just b/c its a 3rd wedding doesnt mean u can skip it slacker"

"Before my grandma kicked the bucket, he said one thing to me ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Sitting in traffic wishing I had a Sasquatch to lean out of the passenger window and make police car noises."

"Why can't your nose be twelve inches long? Because then it'd be a foot"

"TIL Steven Gerrard is releasing a biography on his time at Liverpool As of yet, the book has no title."

"What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !"

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"If you catch a Gecko by it's tail... If you catch a Gecko by it's tail, it will detach itself from it and grow a new one. A lot like Hillary's political policies."