203592
Joke of the Day
"Why did the bean sell his car? The back seat didn't have enough legume."
Next Joke
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine"
"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."
"Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian Well, nobody's laughing now"
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever"" !"
"Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species."
"You know how moray eels can't let go when they bite, and both sets of jaws must be pried off even after they're dead? Don't touch my fries."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. ............. JK rolling!"
"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"
"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"