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Joke of the Day
"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"
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"Please do not power off or unplug your machine. Installing update 45 of 9484727192873828277362517293847265127826262827262726273633833727..."
"Him:The seven dwarves were on a bus, they all started to feel Sleepy. So Sleepy got off. Me:Oh come on, man! That pun was Dopey!"
"Why do the Amazons like Sundays? Because there's no mail. (Male)"
"I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony.."
"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"
"People making jokes about communism are all sharing laughs"
"Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did"