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Joke of the Day

"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."

"My highest test grade I'll always be proud of is my blood test... A+"

"Newt Gingrich is the result of leaving a bobble head doll by a radioactive power plant."

"What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final? Oh, hi Marks!"

"When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won't eat you. If that doesn't work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!"

"According to my neighbor's journal, I have ""boundary isues."""

"Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries."

"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem? She worked it out with a #2 pencil."

"When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always say, ""Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint"

"Hate shaving? Cut some time out of your morning routine by leaping into the ocean and letting the tide drag you to a watery demise instead."