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Joke of the Day

"You know how moray eels can't let go when they bite, and both sets of jaws must be pried off even after they're dead? Don't touch my fries."

"BLONDE LUCK A blonde was at a gumball machine. She kept putting quarters in and getting gumballs out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, ""Shut up! I'm winning."""

"I invented a time machine... ...next week."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... With my dick in it."

"The Bible is basically the longest set of Terms & Conditions ever, which is why so many people agree with it without knowing why."

"Why does a middle eastern person not give a blowjob to an American? Because he hates Bush. ahahahah Get it George Bush ...... Ill see myself out....."

"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."

"It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop."

"Vanilla Ice arrested for grand theft. Cops say, ""He jumped in the car, slammed on the gas bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed."""

"The Civil War wasn't about slavery . . . . . . it was about ethics in journalism."