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Joke of the Day

"Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian Well, nobody's laughing now"

"Regardless of what you may hear there's still many women these days who are excellent ""housekeepers"". Seems each time they get a divorce they keep the house."

"A man was about to jump off a cliff... ...and before he jumped he said, ""I'm doing this for Jesus Christ!"" I think he took a leap of faith."

"Watch 'Titanic' backwards and it's the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise."

"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."

"Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."

"The difference between a comedian and a psycopath is good delivery"

"Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves."

"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand."

"My girl friend wanted a nose job... So I tried. But her nostrils weren't big enough."