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Joke of the Day

"Apparently if someone has a seizure in the bathtub, its in bad taste to throw your laundry in .. yep. Going to hell right here."

"My guide on how to fall down a flight of stairs.. .. In just a few simple steps"

"What's the opposite of a hipster? A napster"

"I was eating an orange this morning, but it tasted funny... so I put it back in the crayon box!"

"don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue"

"Why does Tiger have to take so many baths? Because he plays with Pooh all day."

"Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk."

"[Twister] DOG 1: left paw green DOG 2: i told u this was a terrible idea DOG 1: cmon Jim just pick the green one DOG 2: THEYRE ALL GREY GARY"

"What is a group of porn stars called? A Gaggle."

"If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?"