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Joke of the Day
"If you were in a race with vegetables You would need to get a head of lettuce"
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"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"
"If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say ""There there"" when consoling someone"
"Did you read the book ""The History of Glue""? I couldn't put it down!"
"What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan? A twelf"
"what do you call that sensitive part in a woman's ass which when stimulated arouses her? shitoris"
"What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun? Urine luck"
"you used to call me on my nokia phone"
"Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk"
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