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Joke of the Day
"I was eating an orange this morning, but it tasted funny... so I put it back in the crayon box!"
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"Which city u cannot enter? ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo? The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit."
"About an actress. Did you hear about that actress who killed her husband? Reese something... Witherspoon? No Witherknife."
"I'm more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo."
"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."
"Everytime I see a chinese guy, I always think I've seen him somewhere else. - a tourist in Shanghai or anywhere in the world."
"I keep making jokes about my dads new Thai bride. He's getting pretty sick of them. My dads getting sick of them too."
"Remember the undies with the days of the week on them, Monday, Tuesday....? In Romania we had something similar, our girls on their undies had January, February...."
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."