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Joke of the Day

"I was eating an orange this morning, but it tasted funny... so I put it back in the crayon box!"

"What do you call a disabled man in the hood? A Kripple."

"Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!"

"Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair."

"Never Lose A Tank When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."

"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."

"What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested? I'm-in-a-cent!"

"If you have 3 tweets in a row that say what you're cooking, what song you're listening to, and what your mood is... just go back to Facebook."

"7: Where are you and Mom going tonight? Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today."

"I would post a joke about cosmetics But I can't seem to make up one"