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Joke of the Day

"How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb."

"Why should you always carry a knife around? Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge."

"My **** is like a bronze medal... Everyone gets it, no one wants it"

"Angel. Jeff is talking to Ben : My wife is an angel. Ben tells him : Lucky you, mine is still alive..."

"""You Americans are so uptight!"" dude from Europe who just kissed your girlfriend on the mouth"

"What do you get when you cross a Joke with a rhetorical question?"

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? Give her a shovel!"

"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"

"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"

"* wishes on shooting star "" the wish you have wished for has already been taken, please try again"""