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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a Joke with a rhetorical question?"
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"Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history... Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it.... [credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers]"
"Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica but it turns out he was just sneezing over and over."
"Prom tip: DON'T HAVE A BABY"
"Two law students walk into a bar, one says to the other... Gee, I hope we pass"
"Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me."
"What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door? A tard time"
"What do you call a gypsy in a suit? The defendant"
"What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend"
"Assistant: Uh sir? Your personalized jean jacket is very cool but it looks like the store screwed up. It says STAN on the back. Satan: WHAT"