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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? Give her a shovel!"

"Most action figures are surprisingly inactive."

"HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN"

"I ate a hermaphrodite lunch today... I had both a Ding Dong and a Yoohoo."

"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."

"The 1st rule of idiom club is loose lips sink ships. The 2nd rule is don't let the cat out of the bag. Last but not least, the 3rd rule."

"My Muslim friend. I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite."

"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."

"I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head but from a distance they looked like hares"

"What the person on the street corner approaching me w a pamphlet doesn't understand is I want the world to end"