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Joke of the Day

"Angel. Jeff is talking to Ben : My wife is an angel. Ben tells him : Lucky you, mine is still alive..."

"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."

"If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?"

"Cinderella What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!"

"What's the longest word in English? smiles. Because there's a mile between both S."

"Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?"

"Today on my first day of school someone told me that I must be so excited to be a senior I said ""Right back at you Grandma"""

"I wonder if anyone being chased by a bear has ever tried just turning around and saying in a really stern voice ""NO...Bad Bear""?"

"I mainly want to lose weight to get into my own pants But also to get into someone elses"

"Facebook is down, so don't say prayer doesn't work."