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"My **** is like a bronze medal... Everyone gets it, no one wants it"
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"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip."
"Nothing says ""I enjoyed the taste of paste, fingerpaint, and crayons in first grade"" more than a potato chip bag opened from the bottom."
"What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard? A Nantucket."
"What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building? So far, so good."
"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."
"My Father was never proud of me One day he asked me, ""how old are you."" I said, ""I'm five"" he said,""when I was your age, I was six"""
"Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots."
"One day I'm probably going to be too lazy to breathe and just die."
"Q: What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season? A: Russian"