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Joke of the Day
"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 10 tickles"
"I just bought a used time machine on craigslist. They sure don't make them like they're going to anymore."
"Knock Knock* Who's there? Me open up."
"My ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better"
"What's worse than an unfinished joke?"
"Urge is strong to leave work early on summer Fridays to avoid traffic. Most do it & become the traffic they sought to avoid."
"What is potential energy's favourite season? Summer, because it comes before fall"
"Who has the biggest ass in the Kardashian family? Kim. She has Kanye."
"Did you hear about the problem in Pakistan where smoking a scorpion gets you high? Well only the men get high, the women get stoned"