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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."
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"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""
"A man asks his wife what she wants for Valentine's Day. ""I want you to get something that will make me look sexy,"" she says. So he goes shopping and returns home with a case of beer."
"Rappers are terrible with pets: the Baja Men let their dogs out, DMX never knows where his dogs are at, and Pitbull is awful."
"How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool."
"Apparently my friends came up with this joke about my penis but nobody will tell me it... They keep telling me it's too long"
"A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""
"Q: Where do mentally unstable trees go? A: The insane a-xylem."
"My girlfriend refused to make a porno with me.. saying there are enough vine stars already"
"Awful Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's there? Didgerid Didgerid who? bzanweaaaangggglllllddeeeeeoooooowwwwwaaaaannnn.... In my opinion, the lamer the knock knock joke, the better."