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Joke of the Day

"I'm quite lazy, so I use my toes to pick things up from the ground... ...You could say my feet come pretty handy."

"If the shortened nickname for the Buccaneers is the Bucs, the Jaguars are the Jags, and the Patriots are the Pats... Then what do we call the Titans?"

"4 out of 5 people say Han shot first He actually shot 5th"

"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar Did you hear about the 3 legged dog who walked into a bar? He was looking for the man who shot his paw!"

"Have you been to Iran? I don't think you should go, I don't think they like joggers."

"Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, everything in my life has changed. My phone number, my address, my name. Everything."

"If a tree falls in the forest...... If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"I hate being a depressed atheist. Nothing to live for. Nothing to die for."

"If the Pope could smell my farts right now he'd cancel Christmas."

"What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities? A Super Saying"