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Joke of the Day

"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"

"At least I have all day sober to Sunday up....."

"My friend told me I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. I told him I'm not a tool or in a shed. Sure showed him."

"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? Both of them would get raped in prison."

"A Reddit Mod walks into a Jihad training camp... [removed]"

"I got a job at the circus circumcising baby elephants. It pays peanuts, but the tips are huge."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"

"If boys had uteruses... If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)"

"Why don't Canadians wear tank tops? They don't have the right to bare arms"

"""He's a jerk. I'm over him anyway. (5 minutes later) Ooh, he texted! I want to have his babies!"" -Women"