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Joke of the Day

"I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - Insecurity guard"

"Why did the duck get kicked out of church? Because he was using fowl language!"

"How do you cure a nymphomaniac? Marry her."

"What do you say when you walk in on an East Indian woman dressing? Sari!"

"Yo momma... Is so fat she started a new diet, lost a lot of weight and is doing really well now."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature"

"I don't take my shirts to the dry cleaners. If I want to look sharp, I pay the iron price."

"What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play? Green Eggs and Hamlet"

"If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed? Four counts of defacing a national monument."

"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F"