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Joke of the Day
"Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night? Because she's a cover thief."
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"The Wizard of Oz is my favorite children's book that teaches us that it's ok to steal shoes from someone as long as they're dead."
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"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."
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"Why are setups to jokes so important? because seven ate nine."
"I have to look up the word innuendo... If you know what I mean ;) Courtesy of Suits"
"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."