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Joke of the Day
"How do you organise games in Pompeii? Make aedile."
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"Yo girl are you popcorn? Because I'm trying to butter you up."
"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11 because it has another 1."
"The only good thing about being an alcoholic is that no one ever asks me to drive them anywhere."
"A kid asks, ""Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"" The mom replies, ""Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in."
"I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind."
"Countries.. We used to have empires ruled by emperors. We used to have kingdoms ruled by kings. Now we have countries."
"Having sex in an elevator.. ..is wrong on so many levels"
"Whats the difference between a duck? One foots both the same!"