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Joke of the Day
"What did the saxophone teacher say to his student? You have learned well young brasshopper."
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"What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate"
"It's polite to stand when a lady comes to the table. I take it a step further and leave the restaurant entirely."
"My love for you is like gonorrhea... It burns!"
"Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence. Police are looking into it."
"How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. """
"Stay through the end of Hansel & Gretel to see Nick Fury kick Jeremy Renner out of The Avengers."
"So 2 guys walk into a bar. ........that's pretty much it i'm still 17"
"1. Sit in stall of a crowded bathroom. 2. Whisper, ""Oh no, not again..."" 3. Slowly pour a large bucket of milk onto the floor."
"What's the difference between a theatre-snack muncher and a person who watches police sex scenes? One likes popcorn, the other likes cop-porn."