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Joke of the Day
"What did the saxophone teacher say to his student? You have learned well young brasshopper."
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"Local store is having a MLK day sale Everything is 2/5ths off"
"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""
"If the waitress doesn't have a visible tattoo the restaurant is usually too expensive for me."
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're."
"When someone farts... Guy 1: What'd that asshole say? Guy 2: Just talking shit."
"Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen"
"What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil."
"Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."
"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug."