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Joke of the Day

"Q: Do you know about the book about copyright infringement? A: It had legal binding."

"I wonder if Morgan Freeman talks himself to sleep every night."

"Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!"

"What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship."

"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder"

"Did you ""ask"" me or ""axe"" me? Because seriously...... one is murder."

"2 Part Fish Joke What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam. What did the fish's friend say when he ran into the wall? Dumb Bass"

"You know how Brussels sprouts and anal sex are kinda the same?? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult"

"It's six. Six raccoons. Six raccoons is the amount of raccoons that will make me turn around and walk down a different street. Six."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it"