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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call 4 Mexicans In Quicksand? Cuatro Cinco!"
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"I would like an Instagram feed of the piles of shit people push out of the way to get the perfect shots in their homes."
"My cab driver just described Seattle as ""Not that horrible of a place."" Get that guy a job on the tourism board."
"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."
"A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade."
"My kids don't like when I drink, but if it wasn't for alcohol, they wouldn't even be here."
"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."
"""Fuck unions!"" he furiously typed... On his day off."
"How many mm^3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m? There is no dirt in the hole!"
"Difference between a dead squirrel and a dead drummer in the road? http://imgur.com/PKibj The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig."